A KD conversation

When asked what she wants for lunch, for dinner, perhaps even for a snack, The Daughter Formerly Known as The Latest Addition typically has but one request: Kraft Dinner.

So it came as no surprise when recently she proclaimed KD her meal of choice for that night’s supper.

The surprising part came a few moments later, when she divulged her reasoning.

Hot Wife: DFKATLA, what do you want for supper tonight?
The DFKATLA: Kwaft Dinner.
The DFKATLA, a brief second later: It’s good for my heart.


Still with the Kraft Dinner, days later The DFKATLA made it known again that for lunch a plate of Kraft Dinner would suit her fancy.

I willingly obliged, considering that our bare pantry offered few alternatives.

As she stepped gingerly down the stairs in her pink ballet outfit (with a green skirt that she slipped into herself), I told my petulant but precious baby girl that it was macaroni and cheese for lunch.

A look of disgust materialized on her face.

The DFKATLA: I don’t like macaroni and cheese. I want Kwaft Dinner.
Me: But you’ll like mac and cheese, I promise.
The DFKATLA: No. I WANT KWAFT DINNER!

It was not until she peered onto her plate that she relented and gave the macaroni and cheese a chance, though I am certain she didn’t think it was as good as Kwaft Dinner.